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Guys, the holidays are over now.

The dead of winter settles in at least for most of the country. Not here.

The Hallmark Channel is no longer running escapist Christmas fair. Grandma's baked goods have run

out, leaving only the extra pounds round your midriff, and barring

any more bizarre CIA opposition research dumps between when we record this episode and

when we release it,

an unstable megalomaniac will have taken control of the United States.

We're not sure which unstable megalomaniac, but rest assured that we're mostly fucked.

It's a well-nigh perfect time to sink into... rest assured that we're mostly fucked.

It's a well-nigh perfect time to sink into a deep depression.

Luckily, I was super prepared for this emotional eventuality.

I promised you a part two of the ache and it's time to deliver.

Just make sure that you're home to receive that delivery

so that the holiday male thieves don't make off with the package.

Oh, jeez.

That happened to a couple people that I know.

I thought for sure you were going to start with,

fellas, summer's over.

That is technically true.

Yes, but also...

Summer is very much over.

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