THE ACCIDENTAL ROAST OF: Jonathan Livingston Seagull, by Richard Bach
The Book Pile
Kellen Erskine and David Vance
4.8 • 598 Ratings
🗓️ 5 June 2023
⏱️ 34 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everyone. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a spiritual allegory? Is it maybe just a short book about a bird trying to fly fast? Either way. We can all agree that it's one of those novels that no matter |
| 0:22.0 | how full your bookshelf is, it's easy to just sort of jam it between any two other books. |
| 0:28.3 | This is Jonathan Livingston Siegel by Stephen Siegel. |
| 0:34.8 | Sorry, by Richard Bach. |
| 0:37.8 | And this is the book pile. |
| 0:40.8 | It just occurred to me that maybe the most artistic and least artistic people's art I've ever experienced have had the last name Bach. |
| 0:53.3 | I'm Kellynneur's kid. I'm a comic, a father, and I once had a |
| 0:58.3 | seagull steal an entire bag of Doritos from me and dump it on the beach. But that's not the only |
| 1:04.1 | reason I waited so long to read this book. And I'm David Vance. This book is an example of the John Lennon principle where if you say enough things that |
| 1:14.9 | sound deep and spiritual, it can hide the fact you're kind of a douchebag. |
| 1:21.1 | All right, as usual, please feel free to leave us an incredible six-star review. |
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| 1:34.3 | I found this Magnus Opus, the perspacity that is undeniably demonstrated, |
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| 1:43.6 | Kellen and David are an incredible duo. |
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| 1:57.6 | it's because of the episode we did where we roasted the novelization of the |
| 2:01.5 | movie Transformers. If you haven't listened to that, listen to it. All right, if you want to see me |
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