I have two things that happened to me over the past week or so that I'm very late on,

and I haven't said anything about it.

Mazel.

I don't know what that means.

I was making a joke like, I was making an elementary joke.

Like, maybe you, like, did the deed or something.

Oh, thank you.

Bruch!

Hit it, boys!

Happy holidays, Pete.

What holiday are we talking about?

All of them.

All of them just trying to keep everybody happy.

Although, actually, what if we went back to Merry Christmas, Pete?

So, as, like, locked in, unequivocal, no questions asked, soy boy, Pete. So, as, like, locked in unequivocal, no questions asked, soy boy beta cucks,

we're saying, Merry Christmas, that would make the people who hate Happy Holidays really upset,

because then they're on the same, then by them going around saying, Merry Christmas, it's not tough anymore.

They're on this, right, they're on the same side as the soy boy beta cucks.

But it's that time of year, man.

You ever notice sometimes you'll pop into like, I don't know, the mall or CVS or something?

And they got the Christmas stuff out. And you're like, I don't know, the mall or CVS or something. And they got the Christmas stuff out.

And you're like, already?

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