Now, the men's room wants to know who sucks less.

Yay, time for Who Sucks Last.

Stephen Throhill, you bring us three stories from the news each and every day or each and every week.

They always suck.

But it's up to us to determine out of the three stories, which one sucks the least.

Now, if you happen to like KISW on Facebook or follow us on X and Instagram, the debate is already underway on Who Sucks Less?

All right, let's just get to it.

In this story, you might think to yourself, man, you've told this before.

I haven't.

I've told a very similar story, different person.

Same scenario.

As the story goes, we go to Florida, where a woman was locked out of her car earlier this month.

She called 911 and claimed that an infant was trapped in the vehicle.

Yes, this is like the one thousandth time in the last two years that someone tried to pull this.

Now, as you probably already expected, when a search deputy responded to a, quote, priority one lookout at the Florida home around 9 a.m., he saw no child inside the vehicles parked in the driveway.

When the deputy, Michael Kavanaugh, asked a mail on the scene about the whereabouts of the infant,

the man replied, quote, Brenda only said that to get you guys here quicker.

Good looking out, bud.

Anyway, the deputy then questioned the woman who called

as she was inside of her house and she stated that she only said a child was inside of her vehicle,

in fact, to get them to come and open it up quicker. Now, keep in mind, you might think she's a drug

addict or something like that. She's a nurse. She was then arrested for misuse at the 911

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