The Abuse of Flower Power

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2011

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Not in MY backyard! Julienne and Emily are neighbors and romantically involved. Julienne has created a garden space but wants to add a particular flower that Emily detests. Emily has threatened to never cross the picket fence again if they are brought in. Who'll win the war of the roses?

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman Podcast.
0:03.8	I am Baylif Jesse Thorn, this week the abuse of flower power.
0:09.2	Emily and Julian are neighbors who are also romantically involved.
0:13.5	Julian, with Emily's encouragement, decorated her live-work garage space with a small garden.
0:20.6	Both agree that this made it a brighter, more pleasant place to live and work.
0:26.2	Julian would like to add a Mexican daisy to her garden.
0:30.6	But Emily hates the flower smell and is declared that she will stop visiting her sweetheart
0:36.4	so she cultivates such a horrible plant.
0:39.0	Should Julian grow an alternative flower or should she follow her nose and crush her significant
0:45.6	other's heart?
0:47.0	Only one man can decide.
0:48.9	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.
0:53.0	Give me odorous at sunrise a garden of beautiful flowers where I can walk undisturbed
0:58.1	Walt Whitman.
0:59.6	Hello, Jesse.
1:01.2	Hello, Judge Hodgman.
1:02.7	Why don't you swear these young women in?
1:05.6	Julian, Emily, please rise and raise your right hands.
1:08.8	Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you
1:13.0	God or whatever?
1:14.3	Yes, I do.
1:15.8	Do you swear to abide by Judge John Hodgman's ruling despite the fact that the only thing
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