Hello everybody. Welcome to another episode of the crime and coffee couple. My name's Allison. And my name is Mike. Mike. Hey, girl. How are you? Good. How are you? Good. Good. Good. You're getting her puppy all excited. She thinks she's going somewhere, but she's not. She's sitting here. Don't get her excited. Aren't you a good girl? She needs to relax.

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She's the cutest. Yeah. So you had a little hard time starting the podcast, it seems like.

She was starting to, this is our second time with this intro.

We're going to tell them what happened.

We're doing back-to-back episode recordings here.

So I must be getting a little wacky in the head.

I went to say our intro and I realized I couldn't hear myself because I didn't have my

headphones on.

You're like, hello? And then you just kind of stopped. I was like, what's going on?

Do you have a stroke? Nope, just didn't have your headphones on. And I'm trying to get my coffee down

before noon because it's like kind of the rule of thumb in my head on a work night is I try to finish my coffee before noon. And I'm like, oh shit, it's 1152.

You know, I had the same thought when I drink alcohol.

I always thought, man, I better hurry up and finish this alcohol so my body can start like getting through it.

You know? So I just be like, all right, well, if I'm going to have one more beer,

may as well slam it so that my body starts processing it.

It didn't seem like a good idea at the time and it probably wasn't.

It wasn't a good idea at the time.

No, but you go ahead and do the same with caffeine.

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