This is an IHeart podcast.

Guaranteed Human.

Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio

at the George Washington Broadcast Center.

Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

Armstrong and Getty.

And now here's Armstrong and Getty.

Ah, 2025. What a year, huh? That was something. We're not here right now. We're playing you the best of what we call like to call Armstrong and getting replays.

Yeah, and the staff is still shell shocked. They're still crying quietly in the corner. It takes so much work to get this together and present it to you in as entertaining a form as it is. It's the Armstrong and Getty replay. I was scrolling Instagram last night in bed when I should have been trying to get to sleep, but I couldn't get to sleep because of this dang cough. I keep coughing myself awake. I wondered why you texted me at the

hour you did. I don't know. I got medicine. I keep coughing. Anywho. And I'm also, I should be

reading, but I'm at the most difficult chapter in Ulysses as I continue to try to read this book.

It's where most people stop if they ever make it that far. It is so freaking hard.

And it's an hour and a half read, according to my Kindle.

So that's a long chapter.

A chapter?

Oh, can you describe why it's so hard?

Yes, I can.

Okay.

So the scene, and I only know this because I went to like a crib notes tutor, I wouldn't

have figured this out from the content.

They're at a hospital where a woman is in labor and going to have a baby.

So the chapter both mimics the nine months of a pregnancy, including the birth, while demonstrating the evolution of the English language, starting at the very beginning of the written word till now.

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