This is an I-Heart podcast.

Guaranteed Human.

Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio,

the George Washington Broadcast Center.

Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

Armstrong and Getty.

And now here's Armstrong and Gettie.

We continue to be on vacation, but I hope you're enjoying the leftovers.

That's what we call the best of Armstrong and Gettit.

Oh, what a vacation it's been. I begged Judy for years to get me a pony. She finally did.

Craped on the carpet, it ate the drapes. It was just a mistake.

Be careful what you wish for.

Hmm. Hmm. Anyway, enjoy this Armstrong and Getty replay.

Switching gears on Sunday, the TSA screened more than 3 million people at U.S. airport, setting a new single-day record to release the video celebrating this achievement. Check this out.

Here at the TSA, we just set a new single-day screening record. It's

because of you and your family's love of travel. We're allowed to do what we do best. And on behalf of everyone at the TSA, we just want to say, all personal belongings in the tray. Belt two. Shoes can stay on. Laptop in its own tray. Shoes off, actually. Laptop can stay in the bag, actually chug your water still a little bit of water walk through this lane no I mean

this late the sensor detected something on youraptop can stay in the bag, actually. Chug your water. Still a little bit of water. Walk through this lane. No, I mean this lane. The sensor detected something on your elbow. What's this in your bag? Stand and wait while we ransack your luggage. Okay, never mind. There's nothing. Good luck closing your bag again.

They get everything and they mess it all up.

It's like you can't possibly get your bag closed again quickly.

And then you just got to love the, it's different every single time.

No, no, no, no.

Electronics stay in.

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