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Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

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We continue to. Here's Armstrong and Gettie.

We continue to be on vacation, but I hope you're enjoying the leftovers.

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Oh, what a vacation it's been. I begged Judy for years to get me a pony. She finally did.

Craped on the carpet, it ate the drapes. It was just a mistake.

Be careful what you wish for anyway I enjoy this Armstrong and Getty replay

well the business news Target has a new 10-4 policy which requires employees

within 10 feet of customers to smile and wave and employees within four feet to start a conversation.

Customers like, what happens within one foot?

Right now, every target employee's goal is to stay at least 11 feet away from customers.

Smile, nothing wrong with that.

A fair number of target employees, at least,

my local target, who don't really want to have to answer any questions

and are just trying to finish stock on their shelf.

And why don't you leave me alone?

Somebody, I think, maybe have picked up on that and decided, hey, if there's a customer

near you, you need to smile.

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