From the Abraham Lincoln radio studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center.

The Armstrong and Gettyshow.

This is so bad, it's good.

It's so annoying, it's hilarious.

Eugene Origen.

If you don't know Eugene, it sits there cheek, but jao with the University of Oregon.

I love that part of the country.

My kids, a couple of my kids went to school in the Willamette Valley of Oregon, for instance.

But Eugene is insanely left there being in a college area.

It makes it Berkeley look like Omaha, okay?

It's Portlandia South.

Anyway, this is a school board meeting.

It's a fair amount of tape, but stick with it.

Trust me on this.

It starts with this a fellow making a benign point about communication between staff and

the board.

Now, the point is so benign, you're going to think, why the hell am I listening to this?

It's important to hear how benign it is to understand the absurdity of what follows,

okay?

So, Michael, we'll start with 70.

We'll pause a little bit, but I think we'll just roll on.

Hit us with 70 and we'll go from there.

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