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Financial Audit

Caleb Hammer

Education, Investing, Business, Self-improvement

4.4 • 894 Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2026

⏱️ 94 minutes

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0:20.0	To watch episodes of Financial Audit a week earlier, check us out on YouTube. You blew your emergency fund on... Plastic surgery. You blew your emergency fund on all this fake bodily shit, and now you can't pay your mortgage and you're four months behind. Yes. And your Airbnb is literally losing money and you want to get more Airbnb's. What?
0:37.7	Yeah.
0:39.3	How does that logic make sense?
0:39.7	Please.
0:53.9	It just does. I've studied this for years. It's all going to work out. What is one thing you've done well? Try. No, your trying has been horrible. You have failed everything you've tried. But at least I did it. No, you haven't. You're failing. I don't give a ship. At least I have that life experience.
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1:22.8	Hi, everyone.
1:23.7	I'm Veronica.
1:25.0	I'm 37 and I live in Austin, Texas.
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