Alright, Thrive Nation, and for anybody out there by the name of Jackson Bent, this show is for you.

You see, a good friend of mine, O'Neal Bent, reached out and said,

hey, could you record some success tips?

I think he asked for five minutes, a five minute success tip for my son, and I said, sure.

And so this entire show is dedicated to teaching how to become super successful.

And today's show, we're going to teach you seven success principles of super success.

Plus, we provide you with a bonus fry pro tip on how to achieve super success.

If you are in a capitalist society, this is how to achieve success.

And again, I'm assuming if you're listening to today's show, you're not a member of Antifa.

I'm assuming you're not operating your business in a communist country, and I'm assuming you're not going to set yourself on fire.

So in the event that you don't set yourself on fire, and that you are not a member of Antifa,

and that you are in a capitalist society, these are the seven success tips for ultimate success.

Jason, this show is going to be a laser show.

It is.

I feel like we need to pull out the music because we just need to marinate on how good this show is going to be.

Got to focus.

Are you excited?

Stay on target.

So excited.

Okay, now that you further ado, seven success tips for achieving super success.

Three, two, one, boom.

You are now entering the Dojo of Mojo and the Thrive Time Show.

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