Imagine a Christian college so desperate for worldly approval that congratulating an alumnus

causes an institutional crisis.

C.S. Lewis wrote that modern education is designed to create men without chests.

In our ghastly simplicity, we castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful.

But not at New St. Andrews College.

We don't aspire to be the evangelical Harvard,

selling our spiritual birthright for a pot of pious platitudes and federal financial aid,

or doubling down on DEI until we are DEAD.

Tucked away in the chimney of Idaho, surrounded by rolling wheat fields, pine forests, and fully intact bulls,

we offer a Christian liberal arts education for outlaws and pirates.

We don't feed the victimhood that afflicts young snowflakes, and we refuse to be manipulated by activists wielding their skin

color and pronouns or nice guys wielding their respectability and angst and when

the French are storming the Bastille we won't tuck tail and run from empathetic

mobs no we won't be steered by the emotional sabotage of the left because we're anchored to the Word of God.

Our aim is to graduate leaders who shape culture under the Lordship of Christ.

And when the Lord elevates them to positions of power, we'll celebrate the men and women of courage that we've launched into the cultural melee that surrounds us.

We'll even congratulate faithful alumni of other institutions.

So congratulations, Russ.

You too, Pete.

But redemption is real.

And J.D., tell Margaret we said hi.

I don't really care, Margaret.

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