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Podcast One presents the Steve Austin Show Classics. My wonderful wife Kristen is going to join us in

today's podcast session we'll talk about the spider that bit moolest foot. We made a

positive idea on that. You'll hear about that on the

podcast. You'll hear about my dastardly day in Beverly Hills. I call today's

podcast, the $433 podcast, because that's how much one day of my life cost me of making a stupid decision.

A mistake and again my wife said I was stupid and as you'll come to find out I was stranded in Beverly Hills and I'm not going to tell you what she wouldn't do until you let's do the body of the show.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Holy smokes man. Today is Monday. It was a great weekend for football. I watched a lot of football on Saturday and Sunday and I was looking forward to this day come about this weekend as you'll come to

hear in the body of the podcast and right now on Monday as I record this open to the

show I'm sitting there thinking I'm almost like got some kind of syndrome. I'm thinking okay the

lawn guys are going to show up you're doing a podcast at your house where's all the

lawnmowers and the blowers it's two days days early. It ain't Wednesday. It's only Monday. But you

know what? It seems like in my neighborhood where my wife and my dogs live at,

everybody here is remodeling. I mean so there's construction sounds in the background. I don't know if you can hear them and we're about to be under construction

because we're putting in a new floor

or putting in a tri-fold door here at

316 gimmick street so now I won't be listening to the yard guys and stuff through a

window. I'll have three doors and it was nice and quiet I can open them up and go out on the deck

and just kind of chill out and let the nice cool breeze refresh me or if it's a

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