2. Please give a warm welcome to the House of the 2023 Stimia Awards, Ethan Klein.

Hi everybody and welcome to the most important event of the year. We are of course talking about the Stimies.

It is 2022 Stimies. I hate to correct our esteemed announcer back there.

Thank you. But you know what? It is what it is, right folks? Today we are joined by two very special co-hosts today.

Joined by Tana as everybody knows her. Nobody really knows how to say her last name.

Some say Mojo, some say. It's what? It's Wittic today. It's Wittic. Oh, don't do that. Don't say that.

We're not in a relationship. I'm going to have a lawyer. And of course Tana's significant other Jeff is here.

I'm happy to be here. This is going to be a historical night tonight. It will go down in the YouTube history.

That's right. Even though that Ethan is in the midst of controversy. I told you not to mention that.

I told you not to criticize for his actions. We will not hold back. We will. We said don't mention that.

We will carry and we will critique these pieces of shit that are.

Well, you both are nominated. We are nominated. We are also pieces of shit. Yeah, so I'm going to.

So guys, I welcome you all and hope you have a blessed evening here today.

We of course, the steam is is here and defines to the streamies, which is the most corrupt institution in fucking entertainment today.

They are scum. They're dishonest and their categories as rigged as fuck. I've been nominated five times for best podcasts.

I keep being beaten by like Jay Shetty. Who the fuck even is that? Do you know who Jay Shetty is?

I got really good podcasts actually. You like his podcast? I mean, I never watched her or listen to it.

So what, how do you know? I just saw you had Kendall Jenner on and some clickbait stuff that he did. But sure. Wow. Sounds really good Jeff.

And you have won a streaming award before. So guys, this is Ethan's opinion. I think that's how we know it's rigged.

I know it's rigged. I know it's rigged. Then he's playing in a million trees and all I did was suck dick and smoke weed.

Let's not discount those achievements, right? Seriously, I worked really hard with that. I appreciate that.

Well guys, without further ado, let's get right into it.

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