You have to control yourself.

You have to control yourself! And welcome back to horror queers.

It's a little bonus that we're giving you.

And I'm Joe.

And I'm Trace.

And Joe, I believe, correct me if I'm wrong.

We're talking about the 25 best horror films of the century to celebrate the 25th year of this century.

It is indeed that, yes.

We didn't have any plans to do this.

And then we were approached by Mike Snowdenian of the Pod and the Pendulum, which we have both guessed it on in the past. I gathered that they're doing a kind of solicited ranking, like, hey, a bunch of different people, give us your picks, and they're going to unpack them and so on. And you and I thought, oh, well, if we're doing that, we should just drop a little bonus minisode specifically talking about Arlis.

Yes.

And this was always really fun for me, Joe, because I... Oh, boy.

This is why I use Letterbox.

And I was really...

It's really simple.

I go to my films and I sort it by...

Okay, horror films, me ranked highest to lowest.

And I was like, cool, this will be really easy.

And luckily, luckily, Joe, in all of this entire century, I had exactly, exactly 25 horror films that I had given five-star ratings to.

Okay.

Yes.

I wanted to unpack this because I feel like, hey, folks, if you've never done this, it's an incredibly daunting, challenging, but also

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