At AJ Bell, we believe investing is for everyone.

And when we say everyone, we mean your dad, Dan, Danielle, Dean, Dave, Dale, Del's delivery driver Denise, Denise's dentist, Dinesh, and Devon's strongest man, Donathan.

Donathan?

Donathan? That can't be right.

Donathan?

Well, whatever your name is.

If you're a real person, investing is for you, too.

AJ Bell, feel good investing.

The value of your investments can go up or down.

That's why I like about putting on airs, because it is display to everything.

It is a thinking man's podcast.

Oh, that's right, son. Absolutely. We are up our own

ass yet for the proletariat at the same time. We are, you know, we do this a lot with our

beards, but often it's to get mayonnaise out of it. You know what I mean? Well, here we are. It is a, unfortunately, a trayless week within the skeuniverse. A lot of you

already know that because you probably saw me on weekly skews.

And you've also, well, you've listened to Well Red, so you know it.

But it is a trail this week in this universe.

But that doesn't matter here because we have a bevy of fill-ins.

Bevy, I believe, is a word that you should use for that.

Codre, something like that.

I don't know.

Today we've got a very special co-host. If you're listening, you know what, your name's going to be in the time. I always think that I'm giving a surprise away, but it's like they're fucking looking at you right now, and your name was in the title. Yeah, it's not like you're just walking out. You know, like Johnny Carson's like, hey, look, behind the curtain or whatever, like you're here. It's producer Burns. You hear us talk about him on the show all the time.

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