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This is not a test.

This is your emergency podcast system announcing the commencement of the annual take purge.

At the siren, all takes, including things you don't actually believe, will be legal

for 60 continuous minutes. No players, coaches, or media members of any kind will be granted

immunity. All rational thought, logic, and professional credibility will be suspended. The Ringer

Podcast Network thanks you for your participation. May our take God, Chris Sims,

be with you all. Welcome to the 2026 NFL draft, Take Purge. We are blessed today by the light of

our take God, Chris Sims. One day he'll join us for this. I'm joined by Danny Kelly and Craig Coralbeck, two men ready to cleanse their souls. Danny Kelly, are you ready to be purified in the light of our takes today? I feel a little bit like what a gladiator must have felt like before they went out into the Coliseum. That's how I feel right now. I'm simultaneously jacked up and scared.

I weirdly have a follow-up to the two things you both just said that makes sense,

where I was just in the Dolby Coliseum in Las Vegas.

And in the Dolby Coliseum, I saw Phil Sims, the father of our take-od, Chris Sims.

Nice.

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