This is Fixing Famous People, the podcast where two reality television producers pitch solutions to save celebrities in dire straits.

But first, let's get to the prefix, your weekly pop culture roundup.

Clistners, let me tell you something unusual that happened last week.

Christopher and I are steeped like tea bags in pop culture, 24-7.

So the fact that we went through all of last week's broadcast without mentioning or remembering that the mess gala was this week is in a word stunning, to be honest with you.

But it's applicable to how we feel about it this year.

I'll tell you that much.

No spoilers, but neither of us were very impressed.

And I might have a, you know, I might come to the conclusion at the end of this episode that I don't need to pay attention to the Met Gala again at all.

In which case, I will have my dream broadcast where I'm here alone, just making fun of people with no one to respond.

That is absolutely not my dream.

That was a joke.

And I agree with Christopher that it was a bit.

There was some shock jumping last night that I was like, what's happening?

Still some beautiful people, though.

Sure.

It's not.

You're going to get what you need from us.

Yeah, but it ain't what it was.

Suffice it to stay days later, we remembered that it was coming up.

And celebrity stylist Charlotte Rose Coleman will be joining

us, as always, for us to run it down. So we won't be talking about the mescala during this prefix,

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