THE 2025 H3 SOUNDBITE TOURNAMENT - H3 Show #222
H3 Podcast
Ethan Klein
4.8 • 24.9K Ratings
🗓️ 18 December 2025
⏱️ 264 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | So shout out to his comedy. |
| 0:07.0 | Which is crazy because he takes that 5% and... |
| 0:13.0 | Oh, is this COVID related? |
| 0:16.0 | And if it is, what do we do about it? |
| 0:19.0 | Dad is the queen. You can't do nothing wrong. Dan is the queen. |
| 0:22.9 | This is okay with you, Tom. |
| 0:24.7 | Dan, you fuck! You coward! |
| 0:29.9 | I wash my hands, my dick's immaculous. |
| 0:31.9 | Why can you not stop lying? |
| 0:33.7 | Damn you Jews! |
| 0:34.8 | Nah, we ain't doing that. |
| 0:36.0 | Anywhoop, I'm gonna go to to bed and I'll see you guys tomorrow. |
| 0:44.1 | What is up, everybody, and welcome to the H3 podcast Soundbite Tournament 2025. |
| 0:50.5 | As you can see, the... |
| 0:52.4 | Shout out to his family. |
| 0:56.0 | The Hall of Grace. He takes that 5 of Grace All of our previous year's winners |
| 0:59.0 | What do we do about it? |
| 1:01.0 | Lined up |
| 1:02.0 | That is the queen |
| 1:04.0 | You can't do nothing wrong. |
| 1:05.0 | Dad is the queen |
| 1:06.0 | To glory forever |
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