The 2020 Grumpy Awards (with Miz Cracker)

Unhappy Hour with Matt Bellassai

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News, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2020

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Python-sniffing dogs, fast food closures, and the best award show of all, The Grumpy Awards! After that, we have drag superstar Miz Cracker on the pod to talk about Quick Books, bathroom decor, her new podcast "She's A Woman!" For DBWP, we're asking you to be Santa! Trans Santa (@transanta) was started by actor/activist Indya Moore as a way to supports trans/nonbinary youth during the holidays. Bari has been watching Rate The Cookie (with Jo Firestone) and Matt watched Emily in Paris. And if you want to follow everyone on social media, you can find them @finkelbaripie, @mattbellassai, and @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only) To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:23.0	as we look back on key moments from our past and reflect on a new piece of history each
0:27.8	day of the week, Monday through Friday. Each episode guides listeners on a historical journey to
0:33.5	an event on its anniversary, offering a glimpse into the past and a guide for the present. We will
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0:46.8	creation of Shining City Audio, a C-13 originals and John Meacham Studio. Available for free, now,
0:54.4	forever you listen to your podcasts. Welcome to Unhappy Hour, the show where we bitch about all
1:03.8	the things we love to hate every single week. I'm your host Matt Bellissai.
1:12.2	I'm here in my parents' house in my childhood bedroom, recording Far Far Away from my producer,
1:17.0	Barry. Thank you all for your time. Hi, Barry. Hi, Matt, and you are recording Far Far Away for
1:21.4	me. Guess what? I'm back in New York City. You are home alone too. Back in New York.
1:29.2	That is absolutely me. I am friends with all the pigeons because I can't see anyone human.
1:34.4	Yeah. We're all seconds away from becoming the pigeon lady from home alone too at any given time
1:40.8	this Christmas. That movie was a predictor. It was a prophecy. Even though that woman
1:46.8	were meant to sympathize with her, were meant to see her as this nice old lady who befriends Kevin
1:52.8	and helps him vandalize the toy store in the hopes of catching two crazed thieves.
1:59.9	But what does she go around doing? Has a bunch of New York pigeons next to her face?
2:05.3	What is wrong with that lady? She was keeping those pigeons way too close to her face for someone
2:10.3	that I would be friends with. Yeah, it's definitely too close for comfort for sure. You could be the
2:15.4	nicest person in the world. And if I say you put a nasty ass New York pigeon next to your face,
2:21.0	get the fuck away from it. I'm going to go ahead and say most animals. That's coming from someone
2:25.6	who loves my dog. But I try not to have people who have dogs, we've talked about this before,
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