The 2017 Grumpy Awards
Unhappy Hour with Matt Bellassai
Pineapple Street Studios and Audacy
4.8 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 22 December 2017
⏱️ 21 minutes
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Summary
Matt hosts the inaugural Grumpies, the award ceremony that commemorates and commiserates the worst people/places/things of 2017.
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| 0:00.0 | Whether you're doing intense to your favorite artist in the office parking lot, |
| 0:04.0 | or being guided into Warrior I in the break room before your shift, |
| 0:08.0 | whether you're running on your Peloton tread at your mom's house while she watches the baby, |
| 0:13.5 | or counting your breaths on the subway. |
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| 0:30.4 | Why would you break into these apartments? For money, for drugs, whatever was in them? |
| 0:35.9 | Aren't you afraid of getting caught at doing this? No, who's going to catch us? |
| 0:42.4 | What a police! It was the height of the crack era and instead of locking up drug dealers, |
| 0:48.7 | some New York City cops had become them. I would suit up in my uniform and we're going to |
| 0:55.5 | want some drug dealers and I know how to do it really well. This is the inside story of the |
| 1:02.4 | biggest police corruption scandal in NYPD history and the investigation that uncovered it all. |
| 1:08.6 | Did you consider yourself a rat? 100%. I saved my soul just like everybody else does. |
| 1:14.8 | Listen to and follow the set an Autosy Originals documentary podcast series available now in the |
| 1:20.4 | Autosy app Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your shows. I'm not a big guy man but I love |
| 1:27.0 | being a 30-month-of-s**t. Hey everyone, my name is Matt Bellissi and this is the very last |
| 1:34.4 | unhappy hour episode of 2017. 2017 was so great for some of us wasn't it Barry? It was so great. |
| 1:47.3 | It was so great. Because some of us watched a podcast and published a book and went on a nation-wide |
| 1:54.4 | tour and made first physical contact with their romantic life partner and business associate |
| 1:59.6 | Eric Stiles. I'm just saying. Who was that? Who could that possibly be a fabulous person? Could |
| 2:04.7 | that be? Someone who would be a real dick if they were bragging about how great their year was |
| 2:09.5 | when it was a real trash year. I'm talking about me, of course. Just kidding, 2017 was a big old |
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