Five, four, three, two, one.

Let's have a parade!

Come on!

For 75 years, Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade has been entertaining America.

Today, once again, millions of people are lining the streets of New York City,

anticipating the arrival of the year's most spectacular event.

Magnificent floats, fantastic big balloons, hit Broadway musicals, and entertainment's biggest stars.

All live on NBC's telecast of the 75th Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade.

So Jay, before we get into tonight's show, I understand that you are drinking something that you need to talk to me about.

It doesn't really have anything to do with our topic tonight, but I went to Wawa this morning before work.

Uh-huh. I stopped in the refrigerated section to get myself a monster.

So I'm looking at these cans, and I saw one that looked like a can of Christmas.

It was like green and red, and I'm like, wow, what is this?

I never saw this one. And it is ultra-watermelon. Zero sugar. You can't beat it, right? Well, was it

really Christmas? Well, it looks Christmassy, of course, but watermelon is like a summer fruit, right?

And it's also red and green.

It is red and green.

You're right.

So, of course, I was jumping to the conclusion that they changed watermelon's significance to Christmas time and sold me this holiday beverage, right?

Yeah.

So I bring this home, crack it open right now.

It is absolutely delicious and it tastes like a melted jolly rancher watermelon candy.

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