The $200,000 Baby Incident

Chuckle Sandwich

Chuckle Sandwich & Studio71

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture

4.9 • 5.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2022

⏱️ 48 minutes

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On this episode, we talk about a woman trying to purchase a baby for $200,000, Our standings in our sandwich sales, Schlatt's upcoming Texas freeze, and filling our shopping carts up with fireworks.

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0:00.0	Did you know that a Texas woman was arrested for allegedly trying to buy another woman's child at Walmart?
0:07.4	How much?
0:08.9	$200,000 in Crocate Texas.
0:11.9	Oh my god!
0:12.3	A woman who's been arrested in Texas for allegedly attempting to purchase another woman's child
0:17.2	at Walmart while they were in the self-checkout line no less.
0:20.7	They were trying to do their duty to the people that work
0:24.6	fucking for low, low wages at Walmart and somebody came up and tried to buy their baby.
0:32.8	You know that wouldn't fly in the regular check out aisle.
0:36.0	Yeah, oh yeah.
0:37.1	No.
0:37.3	Only in self-check.
0:38.5	You think the kid was walking along the produce section peeled off a sticker when
0:42.7	ooh, put it on his forehead, some mom sees him.
0:45.3	No fucking way.
0:46.4	No fucking way.
0:47.2	This is the same.
0:48.0	So, grab the kid, swipe some across the red scanner.
0:51.9	That's it.
0:52.4	Grab the mom's like, no, no, no, wait, that's my child.
0:55.7	Charlie, if you ever think about, imagine that embarrassment,
0:59.3	that embarrassing story you saw the other day where you try to steal a child's phone.
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