Today's new book, Paper Boy. To order today time for the Howie Car Show.

She didn't say he was an illegitimate president.

Tell me exactly what she said.

If he knows he's an illegitimate president.

But wait, there's more!

As I've been telling candidates who have come to see me,

you can run the best campaign,

you can even become the nominee, and you can have the election stolen

from you.

Okay, I mean, she conceded the election.

I know that he knows that this wasn't on the level.

Live from the Matthews Brothers Studios.

As you know, very early in my tenure, I pointed the first chief diversity inclusion officer.

What in the hell's diversity?

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

Who's your captain?

Howley Carr.

After I signed the Pack and

Pack at Wack Act into law.

What did you say?

After I signed the pack at the pack at

like, Rump swabs, hacks and moon bats. I signed the Pac-

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