Hey everybody, welcome back to another episode. I appreciate you tuning back in and giving me your time and I appreciate it. I respect it. I value you guys, you know, we have a trusting here where you tune in. You give me your ears for an hour and that means a lot to me, but it doesn't mean as much to some other members of the show. And I will elaborate. We don't clap for that. A few of you might know, so you guys

probably might not even notice, but there was no episode last week. And that is because Steven here decided to come in with his own plans. And it was April 1st, which means it's April fucking fools day, which means it's, it's, it's, it's cheap comedy day. It means fuck with everybody prank people. It's not funny jokes. Just lazy humor. And they did it for the entire episode and ruined the goddamn show. And it's, it's his fault.

Jim and Ryan, we're trying to do Patreon lives. I don't want to come in with bad energy. I'm going to up it. We are going on tour. That's good. We're going to go on tour. And before we go on tour, I want to make sure we have a good show that people enjoy and it's, you know, you just, you're there in real life and you have fun. You laugh.

We've been looking at venues or planning live shows. So we started doing the live shows on Patreon to practice. And they sabotaged me. There are a bunch of stupid fucking kids. I need to have adults around, which it's fine because I do have adults around. I just don't have them with me doing content right now. And we obviously lost Jason. He didn't, he's not dead. That's, I shouldn't say it like that once they were stupid. We have Mike still. He's around. He's old. You know, I, I think podcasts require an older,

outlook on life for them to be educational at times. We're going for something here where it's like a hybrid. We want to hit the youth. We want Steven's opinion. What's a 21-year-old idiot think? What is a 32-year-old fucking CEO? You know, a guy that's lived it, a guy that's had sex with fucking supermodels. So many girls. So many.

Back in the day before 70s. Yeah. Oh, man. No, that's not true. No, there's not, I mean, it's not a real story. This is a real show here. And that's why we scrapped the last episode because it was a, they had an argument and it was all fake. And it did it to prank me. I think it's a little too real. Don't talk about it anymore. You lost your privileges to speak on it.

Real and then you so goofed up. It was real. Then last minute for the shoot. You switched up on us to try to prank us. And then you give us.

Okay, I don't want to make this hostile environment, but it is now and it has to be. I told you guys how pissed off I was and you came in here today. You didn't learn your lesson. You still showed up doing a super prank that almost got you both murdered. You know, we're in LA.

It's one of the most popular places for robberies, home invasions. Scott's car got stolen last night. That's another crazy story because Oscar found the car. No way. Really?

The pink Jeep. He sends me a picture of the Jeep or friend Scotty Sire or dear friend. Still friends with Scott, you know, I fucking just make that clear. I did.

Everybody work from that squad. I just had to remove a couple of them from my life. But Scotty Sire or dear friend Oscar found his car that he posted on Instagram. That was stolen a pink Jeep. It was a wrapped custom pink.

Someone stole it from his driveway. They stole it. He posted it. Oscar sends me a picture of the thing. He sends me a picture of the exact car. So I'm like, oh, let's fucking help Scott find his car. I text Scott the picture of the car, but then my phone dies before I can text him.

That was like, oh, my God. Yeah. And I guess like, you know, half the people in the vlog. So I don't know. Do I fucking hate them too? Like I'm not stealing your car. Try to make everybody's life a living hell. But I send them the thing. And my phone dies and I plug it in. I'm waiting for it to turn on. And then finally it turns back on. And Scotty, like, did you steal my car? No, no, bro. It's it's you got the wrong idea. We just located it. We found it. I had nothing to do with this Grand Theft Auto.

But I sent him just this picture with no context. Oh, he found it after after he posted that it was gone. And he'd never see his car again. And he was devastated. It was parked in front of my mom's house.

Honestly, if I did have that type of fucking skills to do gangster shit like that, like, oh, just just toy with that. That'd be some fucked up shit. But no, that's not what I'm doing. Still people's cars. I'm not stealing the vlog squats cars now and chop and love GTA.

Wait, so he left the keys in his car and they stole it. How do they? What the fuck? I don't know the details, but the cops found it and they brought it back to Scott.

It's probably the guy spoke a bunch of cigarettes in and of something. But I don't know how you, if you're a car thief, you got to know if you're going to steal a custom pink matte rap Jeep.

Yeah. Why would you leave it on the street? And why would you don't even peel the rap off? And also, also, they left it parked.

Less than a mile away from where Scott lives. Terrible criminals. They deserve to go to jail. I don't know if they got them. But speaking of that, you know, we got a lot of criminals running rampant in L.A.

And you two morons had the bright idea to break into my house. One of the fucking sickest.

You know, it's so cliche because I'm doing M.M.H. trying to keep you under control. I'm doing some bag work. I'm hitting the bag. I got my M.M.A. gloves on, shin guards.

No reason for me to be doing this type of training. Well, actually, there is a reason because some bandits, B&E, they fucking come in my house. I hear things falling down.

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