Greetings and salutations. You've successfully arrived at the bloody disgusting network.

The passage of time will now bring you to something strange, unique, and idiosyncratic.

Have a good time.

Let's catch. Listen into this. This is the tape I found downstairs.

It has been a number of years since I began excavating the ruins of Kandar with a group of my colleagues.

Now my wife and I have retreated to a small cabin in the solitude of these mountains.

I believe I have made a significant find in the

condarian ruins, a volume of ancient Sumerian burial practices and funerary

incantations. It is entitled Naturon de Monte, roughly translated Book of the Dead.

From the Narl Woods of Michigan, to the Sun Kiss skyline of LA.

We are Halloween.

You said I hope you understand when you read this letter that you're better off without me

Cus around me is stormy weather, stormy weather always surrounds me.

Happy Halloween trick-or-treaters, dreamers, campers, suspects, and deadites.

I'm your host for today, Michael, Maniac, Ash, Rothmanman and don't worry don't worry I'm not gonna do what everyone thinks

I'm gonna do and flip out man but I am going to do and flip out, man.

But I am going to talk about scripts that flip out.

More specifically, horror movie scripts.

And to be even more specific, horror movie sequels

that flip the script.

See, we got there eventually.

Good God.

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