Greetings and salutations. You've successfully arrived at the bloody disgusting network.

The passage of time will now bring you to something strange, unique, and idiosyncratic.

Have a good time.

I don't want to scare anyone but I'm going to give it to you straight about Jason.

His body was never recovered from the lake after he drowned.

And if you listen to the old-timers in town, that's how he's still out there.

Some sort of demented creature surviving in the wilderness, full grown by now.

Some folks claim they've even seen them, right in this area.

From the cold chilly cabins of Camp Crystal Lake to outer space.

We are Halloweenies! Oh, hey, they're Oh, hey there trick-or-treaters, dreamers, suspects, deadites, space-rockies, and campers.

I heard, uh, you're going to camp blood, huh? Well, I'm your host Rachel, messenger of God Reeves,

and I'm here on this Friday the 13th themed episode of Halloweenies a horror franchise

podcast to warn you if you go down that road you'll never come back again.

That place has got a death curse, I hear. Sure, there was that drowning

in 57 and those two kids murdered in 58, but that was just the beginning.

Over a hundred souls have been dispatched due to their Camp Crystal Lake connections.

One could even call these souls doomed.

But you know, which deaths were the worst?

Or should I say best?

The most creative, the most memorable, the most iconic and not stolen from another movie

The kills that had us gagging laughing or shouting oh my, oh my God, he's killing him, he's killing him!

So that's what we're here today to discuss.

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