Welcome to the Bloody Disgusting Network.

The ensuing show will change, transform, and otherwise alter you.

Good luck. There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror

Do you want to die Sydney?

It's your turn to scream asshole. From the streets of Woodsboro.

Back to the street. From the streets of Woodsboro.

Back to the streets of Woodsboro.

We are Halloweenies. I don't want to see a face up close I just want to get the grades see I'm in

damage control mode I'm afraid that I might explode

opened up on my doors.

Happy Hallo Valentine's Day, trick-or-treaters, dreamers, campers, and suspects.

I'm your host, Myers Rothman sitting here with a bottle of champagne which I've

been keeping cool on ice in a bucket of blood and as we all know blood is deep red which is not only the title of

dario Jinto's greatest film but also the color of Cupid's glorious holiday and

unlike so many unlucky souls out there tonight tomorrow the next day the day

after that possibly even the day after that and maybe the day after that you get the point

I'm not alone joining me today are a couple of

lovers at heart but first you know him as the playboy of Halloween is he's the bad boy of Blue

Island the rock and roll in the Rock Island Public House, Mike, come on down and tell us.

One, do you like Valentine's Day? And if so, what themed box of carts do you remember getting for your classes growing up and

I'm gonna wager to bet at Star Wars but surprise me.

You know what?

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