I'm sorry, you can sit there and look and play with all your silly machines as much as you like.

Is Gas going to have a crack?

Yes, you know.

Oh, he's there!

Brilliant!

He's round the goalkeeper! He's done it!

Absolutely incredible!

He launched himself six feet into the crowd and Kung Fu kicked a supporter who was eyewit without a shadow of and out giving him lip.

Oh I say, it's amazing.

It does it tame and tame and tame again.

Frank up the music, charge a glass.

This nation is going to dance all night.

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How are you?

I'm all right.

Alongside you, Nick Miller, how are you? I'm very well. How are you? Yeah, really good. Dave, the Athletics Newcastle podcast, Pod on the Tyne, simply ask, when will the dust have settled? When does the sort of generic general season dust settle? Is it always the same?

Or can there be context-specific dust?

I would tell you, I mean, if you think of the typical dust, it's usually the dust settling on a season that's had its ups and down. So let's say Spurs is season. I would say that the general dust for pretty much everybody settles at the same time. You have to go away and have a little think, and then the dust settles. So I'll give about a week. Maybe not even that long in that case. But are they referring to the uncertainty around Aston Villa's complaint against PGMOL and the Champions League situation? Why would they be talking about that? Oh, I see. Because they're Newcastle.

Are they going to get affected?

I don't know.

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