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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

The 10 Second Talent Show

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8670 Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2025

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it.

0:04.6

No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:24.0

And it's convenient... skip the drive and fly hassle-free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:24.0

And it's convenient.

0:24.9

You got low-cost parking five bucks a day.

0:27.4

And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show.

0:30.3

Klein Alley Show, time for you to shine.

0:32.9

Bring us your talents.

0:34.7

Could be performing tomorrow live and also end up with the great grand prize at our first ever final Friday Fiesta. It's not easy to perform. And I always think when I see people on The Voice and America's got talent, all those shows, they've got to have talent that's got to go week after week after week. It's got to be hours and hours of talent. You have to have a lot of material. I can't just have one trick. 10 seconds. Anyone's got 10 seconds. You would think. This is just something that you can pull out of your back pocket when you're drunk and trying to make conversation or wow people. Everyone has something. And just because your friends and family have told you this is not talent doesn't mean it could not win our 10 second talentsecond talent show on K Rock or potentially live tomorrow. Drew, we will start with you. What type of talent would be bringing us? Okay, I'm ready. I only need three seconds. Everybody tells me it's not a talent. It's the most talented thing you've ever heard from anybody. I could talk like Donald Duck. Are you ready? We are ready. The clock is set and go.

1:30.4

Ready, set, go.

1:35.7

He did only need three seconds.

1:37.9

And what are you saying

1:39.2

anything in particular? Are you just making sounds?

1:41.5

No, Donald Duck doesn't talk. He just makes

1:43.3

duck sounds. He's a duck. He doesn't talk. He just makes duck sounds.

1:44.3

He's a duck.

1:45.0

He does too talk.

1:46.3

He totally talks. Well, that's how I talk like a duck. That's a duck talk. Wait, mine's better than yours. Yeah, that was good, Jake. Don't tell this man his talent sucks. Our job's not to ridicule the people they call. I'm not saying it sucks. I'm just saying he's not saying anything and Donald Duck does say words.

2:00.6

The noise is easy.

2:01.5

To say words is super hard.

2:02.9

Jake,

2:03.5

well, Jake, show me with no it with words. You're not saying words either.

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