I touch table on a little bit of football.

Old Hairspray spoke today,

aka Mel Kuyper, which means we're in the hellscape of mock draft season.

I'm going to spotlight the 10 most interesting picks of this draft,

and I'm going to launch them at Kenny and Rico,

and we're going to have a good time with it.

Music, please.

What I mean by that is this is for entertainment purposes only because Mel Kuyper,

he's not right about anything. So let's go.

Not doing number one. We all know who's going there.

The surprises.

That's right. The surprises and hilarity started too.

I want to go to Rico Beard for this. The New York football jetsets, a place that if they draft you, your career is over. They

don't go quarterback here, and this is a stunning draft picket

too. I will tell you it's a Big Ten player. I will tell you it's a player I want

the Giants to take. I will tell you it is a defensive player. Talk to me.

Do you know who the judge did you say?

Player, player you want to, it's Arville Reese.

Same team, wrong player.

He's got them taking Caleb Downs.

A safety at number two, the highest drafted safety since Eric Turner in 1991.

Wow.

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