The 10 best Fast Food Fries
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 24 February 2026
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, by the way, we need to get a contest on the line for your guests as good as mine now. |
| 0:02.8 | 206-803 rock. |
| 0:03.9 | A couple more birthdays. I'd like to wish you a forest a happy 46th birthday. Can you give me your penis is too small? You like that. And the captain talking about him keeping his coy fish in the pond and stop playing with him. Thank you guys and rock on that from Badass Jace. The penis is too small. You like that! You like that! |
| 0:22.2 | Ooh! |
| 0:23.6 | Well head-ass jace. The penis is too small. You like that! |
| 0:21.4 | You like that! |
| 0:23.0 | Ooh! |
| 0:24.5 | Well, ahoy there, and happy birthday for us. |
| 0:28.6 | You know, it's funny they bring up keeping the coy in the pond because Aunt |
| 0:33.8 | your mama used to tell me the same thing because it was a code for keep your penis in your pants. But just like you, I like to pull my coy out of the pond and again like you, play with it. Play on, play on. Crunchberries. And finally, I want to wish my dad, Michael, a very happy 59th birthday. Thank you for all you do, all your hard work, and being a great dad, even when you just have to deal with me at times. We love you. Thank you for being a part of our lives. Love your son, Justin. How about the dirty Germans talking about how they wish they had a dad just like you? Yeah, it's funny you say that because he has not told you this. He is my dad. Yeah, it was the time he visited the Deutschland. Met me mama. And next thing you know, you have a half brother. Yes, so Chris supporters, I'm your dad. Yeah, it was the time he visited Deutschland, met me mama, and next thing you know, you have a half brother. Yeah, it's the crazy part is that I'm your dad's father. Yeah. We thought he'd already share this information with you. Sorry if it's blowing your mind. Yeah, now you know about mom. Yeah. All right, guys, here you go. Happy, happy, happy, happy birthday. |
| 1:29.8 | Happy, happy, happy birthday. |
| 1:34.4 | Happy, happy, happy birthday to you, to you, to you. |
| 1:39.2 | Yars are dirty Germans brought to you by Men's Room Original Sausage. |
| 1:44.2 | Available through Uli's World Famous Sausage, Men's room live.com, and other fine retailers. |
| 1:46.7 | Mmm, shrine and flash. |
| 1:49.0 | Thank you, all in time for all your guests is as good as mine. |
| 1:49.9 | It's an easy game to play. |
| 1:51.6 | You pick from one of three categories today. |
| 1:53.5 | You're probably giving spirit today. Try to get as many right as you can there before three strikes and you're out. |
| 1:57.6 | Okay, so, yeah, he's gone. |
| 1:59.4 | All right, you guys are playing amongst yourselves. |
| 2:06.0 | We have the following. We have the best fast food french fries, according to a writer from Brob Bible. We have the 15 cities for the worst traffic, and finally, the most |
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