Time to open wide and sample Ted's meat and potatoes. Now here's your host,

head chef of the men's room, the Ted Nuggett

A seven and a half.

Thank you folks, thank you.

Complex.com created a list of the 50 best breakfast cereals of all time,

aka how you got diabetes?

Uh, let's just get it out of the way.

I'm going to read more, but number one is Cinnamon Toe Scratch.

It's got to be.

Thrill. Like, he is exactly right.

And honestly, there's a lot of cereals I like,

but cinnamon toast crunch every time you have it,

you're like, well, this is the best cereal ever made.

Pass someone on your vanilla ice cream too.

I've done that.

It's like eating dessert.

And I will say this when you're done eating your cereal, it's the most delicious milk to drink

after the fact.

I also have the years a lot of this stuff was invented some of it's kind of wild I I don't we'd he's got into the list at number 17

Really a lot of us ate wheaties but I don't know that I would anyone liked it liked it? Right, like I always tell people, like, because you know, like, I obviously as a kid you

you love frosted flakes, but your parents would get you wheaties.

And then me and my brother would sit there and dump sugar on the wheaties.

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