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Aliens don’t always attack with lasers—sometimes, the smartest invasions begin with a gift, a whisper, or a smile. Join us as we count down ten invasion strategies that actually make sense.
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The 10 Best Alien Invasion Strategies
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0:00 Intro
1:20 10. The Infiltration Gambit: Invasion Without a War
3:58 9. False Prophets – The Alien Messiah Strategy
5:55 8. Weaponized Belief – Memes, Myths, and Messiahs
7:53 7. The Hybrid Convert Strategy
8:59 6. Shock and Awe: The Killing Star Approach
12:39 5. Divide and Conquer: Turning Humanity Into Its Own Worst Enemy
14:10 4. Trojan Tech: When the Upgrade Is the Invasion
17:40 3. Overwhelming Force and Organization
18:52 2. Preemptive Invasion & Interdiction for Conformity – The Galactic Empire Problem
20:32 Beyond Scorched Earth
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0:20.6 | We've seen aliens invade Earth in every way imaginable, lumbering tripods, sleek death rays, |
0:27.1 | and plans so convoluted that they make a bond villain blush. |
0:30.4 | But what if they actually had a good plan? |
0:34.2 | Previously did an episode looking at their worst alien invasions, |
0:38.8 | where advanced species somehow forgot the basis of conquest, logic, or even common sense, but today we're |
0:43.9 | doing the reverse. |
0:45.5 | What the aliens showed up, and this time, their invasion actually made sense. |
0:50.2 | These are the 10 best alien invasion plans, we'll be exploring examples from science fiction |
0:55.2 | and speculative strategy that actually work, those that follow the first rule of warfare |
1:00.3 | we've often cited over the years. |
1:02.8 | After all, a truly dangerous alien doesn't just arrive with a big gun, they arrive with |
1:06.9 | a plan that's already winning before the first shot is fired. Now since these will mostly be fictional references, we'll be having a lot of spoilers, and more |
1:15.6 | to the point, we will often see the aliens end up eventually losing from something either |
1:19.6 | unpredictable or really stupid. That just comes from wanting a book or film that is meant |
1:24.6 | for human audiences, who would generally prefer happy endings, |
1:32.7 | not humanity's long-term enslavement or extinction. So even when the aliens later do something outrageously stupid to snatch defeat from the charges of victory, we will still give credit |
1:37.6 | where it is due. Number 10. The Infiltration Gambit Invasion Without a War. |
1:46.2 | Why conquer Earth with plasma bombs as you can do with paperwork, puppets, or parasites? |
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