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The only cure I know for the Monday Blues is...

The Bob and Sherry Show.

Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.

Sounds like a case of the Mondays.

It's Monday.

I know it's Monday.

And now on this fabulous Monday from the

Palatial Bob and Sherry Studios, it's the Bob and Sherry show. Oh, it's a brand new week,

everybody. And today is a very, very special day in my life, if you don't mind my sharing. Today is my

daughter Olivia's birthday, which is the anniversary

of the day that my life changed forever. And I became a mom. So isn't it, it's like really fun

when you're a parent. Well, if you're a parent that isn't out of their mind or toxic, that your

child's birthday isn't just your child's birthday. It's like a celebration

for you too because it's the day that this amazing magical miracle changed your life forever. So

happy birthday, Olivia. And we have a new thing that we're doing on the show here, a new tradition we've started.

And every Monday we put Lamar on the hot seat and he is required to announce three reasons why humanity should not be scrubbed out of existence by an asteroid.

Are you ready, Lamar?

Can you do it?

And Lamar, at any time, at any time you can wave the white flag and say, Uncle, and say, I'm done.

I'm out.

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