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Opening Arguments

That Time Trump's Lawyer Melted Down While Cross Examining Michael Cohen

Opening Arguments

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Atheist, Opinion, Harvard, News, Politics, Legal, Law, Liberal, Supremecourt

4.33.7K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2024

⏱️ 133 minutes

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Summary

Calling an audible here for reasons explained in the intro!

Instead of T3BE this week, here is the very best day of Eli Bosnick playing Michael Cohen for Gavel Gavel. This was the infamous day of the Trump Trial when Todd Blanche start cross examination in the stupidest, weirdest way imaginable. Enjoy!

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0:00.0

Well, when the president does it, that means that it is not illegal.

0:07.0

He gagged me. What's my crime? I got bold and a little negligent? Nope!

0:23.0

Bales are coming to take away my will to live.

0:28.0

Fuck them, though.

0:32.0

One count of being a bear, and one count of being an accessory to being a bear.

0:37.0

I hate the Supreme Court. Hello and welcome to opening arguments.

0:47.0

This is an audible, as keen listeners may already realize from the intro not being

0:52.2

T3B. Calling an an audible I think you're really

0:54.3

gonna like it though so the end of the month was already hard enough but then I wanted to make

0:59.2

sure I finally got the lot awful debates the the weird al debate, all finished, and to be honest, it was very long.

1:07.0

And it was the kind of thing that, you know, I'm a little like self-conscious about because it's a topic I'm really excited about it's

1:13.8

music law and it's been it's sort of talking philosophically about that and about a lot of

1:17.9

the cases involved the key cases in sampling in parity and some other miscellaneous and really interesting music law cases

1:26.0

and of course a little bit of debate about Weird Owl to open it up.

1:30.0

But anyway, it's the kind of thing where I want to make sure it was great at it was really tightly done and it was taking some extra time so rather than delay it any further I set that as the priority and I'm doing something different instead of T3 be.

1:43.4

Here's the thing though. I think everyone's going to be happy.

1:45.6

If you're a patron at the second tier and above,

1:48.0

you're getting lot awful debates, weird owl, it's already out, enjoy, please enjoy, hope you like it. A tenth as much as Matt and I enjoyed having

1:55.6

a conversation. I think you'll learn a lot, you'll throw a lot of tomatoes at me. It'll be fun.

2:00.1

Now for everyone else, you're getting one of the best gavel-gavil episodes on the Trump trial there was.

2:06.8

I realized that folks who aren't over there on the gavel-gavil Patreon have not heard Eli Bosnick as Michael Cohen.

2:13.6

I think this is a great opportunity to remedy that.

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