That Time I Had Sex With The Rock
2 Dope Queens
WNYC Studios
4.8 • 13K Ratings
🗓️ 22 November 2016
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
Phoebe breaks her hip after a tryst with The Rock, while Jessica and Idris Elba share a quiet moment. Plus Dan Soder (Conan) dates a rich girl, Josh Johnson (The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon) can't twerk, and Sarah Tollemache (Adam Devine's House Party) finds some treasures in her IUD.
Featured Comedians:
Dan Soder (@dansoder)
Josh Johnson (@joshjohnson)
Sarah Tollemache (@stollemache)
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| 0:00.0 | Here's a PSA for everybody. |
| 0:02.4 | Bra Pitt is trash. |
| 0:04.4 | He is trash. |
| 0:05.4 | He dated Gwyneth. |
| 0:06.4 | They broke up. |
| 0:07.4 | Then he was like, Gwyneth was kind of trash. |
| 0:09.6 | He dated Mary Jennifer Anderson. |
| 0:11.8 | They broke up. |
| 0:12.8 | Then he was like, oh, she's kind of trash. |
| 0:14.4 | Now, Angela and Jolie, oh, she's trash. |
| 0:16.8 | Maybe you're the one that's fucking trash, dude. |
| 0:18.8 | And then to disrespect us with the long hair. |
| 0:22.4 | Honestly, no, he looked you to Troy with the long hair. |
| 0:24.6 | No, in Troy, I just watched Troy on a bus to Maryland. |
| 0:28.6 | It was a garbage movie. |
| 0:30.2 | It's one of the worst movies I have ever seen in my entire life. |
| 0:35.0 | That in Gods of Egypt, because if I see one more movie about white people in ancient times. |
| 0:45.4 | True. |
| 0:46.4 | When it wasn't white people, I'm going to go protest. |
| 0:51.4 | This is my Selma, dude. |
| 0:58.6 | Hey, hey, it's Arnold, just kidding. |
| 1:01.0 | It's me, Phoebe Robinson. |
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