Alarm!

This is Ed McMayon and now he is Armstrong and Yeti.

I guess we can start with everybody here. Where were you Saturday night? Everybody. I need proof.

I don't remember. Where were you all when Epstein died? We're going to go one by one and figure this out.

And eliminate everyone. What are you about to sell them for?

Why?

I know whoever we figure for the crime probably end up dead too. Just you know, right?

Fair warning.

Studio C, in the middle of that room.

Today we're into the two lives of our general manager. Jeffrey Epstein's jailers!

Wow. Hey, you think we ought to check on him?

No, I think it's fine to me. Well, he was a billionaire living in the life of Collegiateau, the Empire.

And now he's in a little cage. Don't you think he's kind of down?

He seemed okay last time I talked to him.

We're supposed to check on him.

I don't know.

Rules.

Let me finish going through my Facebook timeline.

So, welcome to another live presentation of this year's show. Glad you're here. How you doing? How is everything?

Good. Glad to hear it. That fantastic. You look good.

I'm a bad.

So, I've seen reasonable commentators, the sort of TV legal minds that don't throw around crap.

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