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The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

That's Yeet | Dating Trends

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

CBS

Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.42.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2026

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Late Show writer and certified young single person Eliana Kwartler joins Stephen for an examination of the latest dating trends among young people.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Your favorite true crime series, 48 Hours, is back for a new season, and so is the official

0:05.5

after show podcast, Postmortem. Every Monday, listen to a new episode of 48 hours, and then

0:11.2

join me, 48 Hours correspondent Anne-Marie Green on Tuesday for a new episode of Postmortem,

0:17.2

where we bring you a closer look at each case. This case was eye-opening on so many different levels.

0:24.1

Follow and listen to 48 hours on the free Odyssey app or wherever you get your podcasts.

0:31.2

It's the Late Show Pancho with Stephen Colbert.

0:39.3

Folks, I may be getting older, but I'm still young at heart, unless you ask my doctor.

0:43.3

But I still like to stay on top of all the trends of the younglings of got with my youth culture segment.

0:50.3

That's yeat, dabbing on pleak, fam.

0:53.3

Which we've been doing for so long that we had to update the name to.

0:58.0

That's Gat. Spill the tea, baby girl, skibbitty toilet.

1:02.0

Which is now also completely out of date. So we've once again updated the title to

1:06.0

Stephen Colbert's segment about youth culture, I'm so tired. Please clap.

1:18.6

Thank you. February 14th was Valentine's Day. If you're just learning this now, that's why Cheryl's been so quiet lately. That's why tonight's youth topic is love and how to find it.

1:26.2

Turns out, young people can't. According to a new survey,

1:29.6

79% of Gen Z and 80% of millennials feel burned out by dating apps as people are tired of the

1:36.4

gamification of their love lives, endless swiping and ghosting. Oh yes, ghosting.

1:44.5

Children! Gather around for me. Oh, yes, ghosting. Children.

1:47.0

Gather around for the terrifying tale of Brittany in marketing,

1:51.5

introducing Brad from accounting to her parents,

1:54.7

and then he never texted again.

1:57.8

But they still work together, and now it's weird.

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