That's Phony Bologna!
Togethermess
Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 31 March 2025
⏱️ 50 minutes
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There is something in the air on today’s episode. Everything connected without intention or plan….how odd! Then, the roasting begins - Do you have to remake your bed in the morning? Finally, we have some fun Togethermess Hotline calls!
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, media group. I need stuff like that to motivate me. So I'm glad it motivates you guys, but I do have my days where I'm like, oh, I just am feeling. Did I see you eating a baloney sandwich upstairs earlier? Hey, guys, episode 126. Don't you hate when you pick up your kids from school and you're all in a good mood and your kids are tired and grippy and it's they just keep asking for everything just because they're tired and they want to fight with you and they're chewing on their shirt and you told them to stop chewing on their shirts. I did that for a little bit. When I was younger, I would chew on my sleeve for whatever reason. It drives me nuts. Okay. I know where you're going because this just happened about 45 minutes ago. Right when I walked in the door, you walked in the door and I sat out my food. It's like my favorite time ever because nobody's home and I'm like, Oh, man. And as soon as I turn a TV on, boom, you guys come in. I'm like, oh my God. And then Lawson, it's so funny. You're right. It ruins like, I'm like, man, I just want to relax too, buddy. But their kids and they don't understand. And I was like, Lawson, I'm so proud of you because you had such a good week and you're going all these sports and then he then he starts crying because you promised latent that you were gonna buy him a stuffed baby Jesus or something. Layton said that last night when, because he's excited for Easter and he everything he keeps asking me, print out a baby chicken, Easter bunny and Jesus. And- A Jesus stuffy, is there such thing? I don't even think there is. I don't know if there is. And so he keeps asking me about it. |
| 1:46.5 | And I was like, you're not just getting it just to get it. |
| 1:49.0 | And I was like, no, wait. And then Lawson goes in the car. He's like, yeah, yeah. What have I done? I've worked so hard this weekend, sports and everything. and you get late in baby Jesus and you don't get me anything? |
| 2:03.8 | I go, I didn't say I was getting anybody anything. |
| 2:06.9 | And I was like, both of you don't get me anything? I go, I didn't say I was getting anybody anything. |
| 2:06.8 | And I was like, both of you, stop asking me for stuff in law. So it's like, I work so hard, and you don't even know it. And I go, I just told you I was proud of you today for reading in front of your class and doing such a great job. Yeah, I don't know what happened. That was 45 minutes ago. |
| 2:23.4 | So that's how our day is going so far. |
| 2:25.1 | And it late, it's like chewing on a shirt, ruining it, |
| 2:27.6 | and then I wash so far and it late |
| 2:25.5 | It's like chewing on a shirt ruining it and then I wash it and it's all like stretched out. Yeah, and I don't know if Stuffy baby Jesus is a thing or it's sacrilegious But you promised him a stuff baby Jesus. I have promised him he's just like mom can I have baby Jesus? I go, we'll see, because I don't even think they make baby Jesus. |
| 2:46.2 | Well, if it's a baby Jesus, you could just get a baby in saints Jesus. I go, we'll see, because I don't even think they make baby Jesus. |
| 2:46.2 | Well if it's a baby Jesus, you could just get him a baby and say to Jesus, you know what I mean? I don't know if they have stuffies that are like, you know, like cabbage patch Jesus is. I'm going to look. You're going to check it out and see if they have it. I'm going to look on Amazon real quick and see if they have baby Jesus. I don't know, I think that's a little sacrilegious. |
| 3:05.5 | Is it? |
| 3:06.3 | I don't know, maybe. |
| 3:07.2 | Cause it's not like you're gonna take care of stuff. is on real quick and see if they have baby Jesus. I don't know. I think that's a little sacrilegious. |
| 3:05.5 | Is it? I don't know. Maybe because there it's not like you're going to take care of stuff Jesus. You're going to throw them around and play with them and then jam them into corner. They do have Jesus plush. Look. Plush. It's awesome. They do. Maybe we should get one. We once it, Happy Easter. |
| 3:25.8 | That's a little, I don't know, I don't know how I feel about that. |
| 3:29.7 | I'm about that. Bad vibes. Anyways, how was your day? Love. What else was your day? It was good. I've been very productive. I did not get my walk in today. I've been so good about just crushing the walks. I dropped the kids off eight, 45, start my walks three to five five miles, depending on what I'm feeling. Lately, I've just been doing three miles and yeah, and just doing good today. I didn't have enough time. I broke my nail at retired neighbor's house. Oh, baby Jesus. And then I, I was like, dang it, Rich, dang you. And he goes, what did I do? And I was like, your door, I was like, I'm going home. |
| 4:07.4 | Because I broke my nail. And then today I saw him, he goes, you blame me, my door for breaking your nail. I was like, yeah, it was kind of mad. I was like, but I'm fine now. And so yeah, I had to get my nails done. And too, I was doing my Amazon live. and like I was showing Jory and I did want to have like my crack now. |
| 4:25.8 | It just doesn't look good, you know? |
| 4:27.2 | I wanted my nails to look clean. |
| 4:29.2 | Yeah. |
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