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The Commercial Break

That's Lynda With a Y To You!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5758 Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2024

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

What is more ridiculous: this podcast or Bryan’s spam text conversations? We’re still talking possums/opossums Caitlin found the possum ep! Bryan takes spam texts very seriously Bryan reads his spam text convos How are you? Not good. Lynda! Bryan vs the anus The Atlanta water main breaks Bryan shares a NextDoor snafu The Rise and Fall of Clubhouse NextDoor drama! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

God, when people tell me you're going to regret that in the morning, I sleep till noon because, you know, I'm a problem solver.

0:09.5

On this episode of the commercial break.

0:12.9

That's weird. I just got another picture from another person named Diana. Is she your twin? He says, I don't know. Excuse me. Are you Linda?

0:40.7

And I said, this is Linda with a why, not with an eye. You know that, Diana. Why are you asking me stupid question? By the way, how's your mom? What are you trying to tell me? I'm sorry, it was a mistake that I added the wrong number and I got you. I hope you don't mind. And I said, if you continue to call me Lindo with an eye, I'm going to get very angry.

0:46.1

The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

0:54.0

Oh, yeah, Cass and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break.

1:13.9

I'm Brian Green. This is the opossum to my opossum. Kristen Joy, Otley. Best to you, Chris here. Best you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Yes, yes, yes, they're aliens. And we know there's a long, deep divide amongst the commercial break listeners right now about opossum or a possum and then whether or not we're just possum or whether or not we even have possums on this earth. I want to settle

1:19.4

everybody down. I'm not looking to divide the country anymore than it's already divided. We've got

1:23.1

enough troubles to worry about. We're not going to goes shit over possums. But I do want to thank one

1:29.1

of our listeners, Caitlin, is a great listener, been listening for a long time, communicates

1:33.3

this with us frequently. She found the episode where we are talking about possums. And I've got

1:38.9

that tape to roll. And it wasn't too long ago either. No, it was less than a month ago. It was a

1:44.0

month than a couple days ago.

1:44.9

We talked so much on this show that we don't remember.

1:48.0

I don't remember that just a month ago, we had had this whole conversation about possums.

1:53.2

I thought for sure it was years ago.

1:55.1

I was like, oh, she must have gone deep in the catalog and found me saying something about possums that she wasn't happy about.

2:00.4

But no.

2:01.4

Just like 10 episodes ago.

2:03.0

Nay.

2:03.6

Yeah.

2:03.9

It was like seven days ago.

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