Hey, internet peoples.

So normally we kind of start a show with Internet peoples.

I don't think, God, I sound old when I say that.

So normally start the show some kind of funny, like some banter.

The way we literally do this is we just start talking.

And then at some point, we go, oh, start recording.

And then we record.

And then, you know, whatever is come up, that's the opening banter.

And I really did want to tell you guys a story about how I was downstairs and I heard my

voice laughing upstairs.

And I was assuming they were farting because that's really funny to them and because I

was hearing laughter and, oh my God, your butt stinks and all that stuff.

And then I went up there and they were farting, but they're also holding on to a whoopee cushion, a very large whoopee cushion.

And I go there, I'm like, oh, hey, like, what do you guys do?

And they're kind of holding it and they're doing like that whole thing where they hold still because they treat me like a T-Rex you know like they're like oh I hold still

you one knows I'm like what are you guys doing they're like nothing okay it turns out what

they were actually doing was trying to fill the wubby cushion with actual farts so it'd be more

realistic that was uh that's the genius that was coming out of my household.

So yeah, normally we start with something like that.

And we did.

But I also just kind of want to start.

But not today.

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