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Okay, there you have it. Morning. Good morning.

I was driving in this morning, yes.

I drive myself and I tell it suddenly, filled my head, was do you remember an advert

that went, you can do it, we can help.

One calorie, one calorie, diet Pepsi can help.

Do you remember that?

I do not remember that.

It was at the beginning of the diet, the diet drink.

I was my morning prayer.

Was that true?

That he had one calorie in diet Pepsi.

I've been out into, you could, what kind of a dietary micrometer would measure one calorie?

You wouldn't have got down that though, wouldn't you?

No, I mean, I'd love to. If anyone is, if there's any nutritionists listening

and I think you can become a nutritionist, can't you have two hours on the internet?

No, it's easy.

Let me know, is it still true?

Did they manage to squeeze out that last calorie from diet Pepsi?

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