That’s How They Make Cupid (w/ Jazmyn W, Fiona Cauley, and Fumi Abe)

Bad Dates

SiriusXM | SmartLess Media

Comedy

4.4 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2026

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

On an all-new panel episode of Bad Dates, host Joel Kim Booster welcomes comedians Jazmyn W, Fiona Cauley, and Fumi Abe to discuss their most iconic dating fiascos. First he’ll ask the group "what is one thing you should never do on Valentine’s Day?" Then, Jazmyn is on a date with the mayor of a bar where everybody knows his name, Fiona senses things are about to get spooky at this suburban Chili’s, and Fumi meets a model who takes his digits. Well, one digit, into her mouth. Subscribe to our YouTube Channel for full episodes. Merch available at SiriusXMStore.com/BadDates. Joel Kim Booster: Psychosexual, Fire Island, Loot Season 3 Jazmyn W: @jazmynw on socials, new podcast Quit Playin’ with Jazmyn and Amber, check socials for upcoming tour dates Fiona Cauley: @fionacauley on Insta, fionacauley.com for tour dates, podcast Rampin’ Up Fumi Abe: @thefumiabe on socials for tour dates

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0:00.0	Bad Dates.
0:14.9	Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to another edition of the Bad Dates podcast.
0:19.3	I am your host, Joel Kim Booster, back, back again.
0:22.7	I am so sorry.
0:23.5	I know it has been a long time since our last record.
0:26.7	But here we are in 26 with more stories of no good, awful, terrible dating woes.
0:34.2	I am very excited about our panel today.
0:37.1	Joining me is a comedian, content creator,
0:40.0	and actress who co-hosts the podcast Quit Playing with Jasmine and Amber. After she released
0:44.9	her TikTok comedy series White House HR, she was called by the actual White House. It's Jasmine
0:51.2	W. Hello, Jasmine. Hey. Thank you so much for joining us today. We also have a
0:55.8	comedian and speaker who has appeared on The Tonight Show, toured with Nikki Glazer, and spoke at the
1:00.5	Khan Lions Festival of Creativity. It's Fiona Colley, everybody. Hello, Fiona. Thank you so much for
1:05.5	coming. And we welcome a writer and comedian who was recently one of the new faces of comedy
1:10.6	at Just for Laughs.
1:11.8	He has appeared on The Tonight Show and The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.
1:14.8	It's Fumi Abe, everybody.
1:16.2	Hello, thanks for having me.
1:17.4	Hilarious that you were a new face.
1:21.2	The farce of new faces is that they continually select people who have been around the block many, many times.
1:29.4	Nowhere near a new face to me, or I'm sure my audience at home, but here you are. Congratulations,
1:35.2	that's huge. Thank you. So nice to have all of you with me today. So I'm not exactly sure.
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