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Dispatches From Myrtle Beach

That's About As Useful As Tits On A Bull! (Southern Slang of the Week) | Mini Dispatch #13

Dispatches From Myrtle Beach

Mythical Entertainment

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture

51.5K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2023

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Well, I told you guys we were going to do something a little bit different and I'm starting

0:36.4

in a series called Southern Slang of the Week.

0:42.3

This week Southern Sl slang is that's about as useful as breast on a bull.

0:48.0

But you know if you're from down south it would be that's about as as useful as tips on a bull. The official definition of

0:56.4

tips on a bull is utterly ineffectual, worthless, or unnecessary.

1:02.1

But for me, the reason I'm going to explain this to you about why, you know, what good is

1:08.0

tits on a bull?

1:10.0

Because if you got a milk cow, a cow's got tits on it where you can get milk from

1:15.4

But a bull ain't got tits on it all this got is a penis and it ain't got nowhere where it's going to give you milk.

1:25.0

It might go out and help make another cow somewhere, but it ain't gonna give you no milk.

1:31.0

So just remember, you know you know tips on a bull just are not

1:35.8

effective in any way at all and you know I've had some things go on in my life

1:41.2

where this you know for somebody's useless tips on the bull

1:46.3

is things that I've done and tried to show people and you sometimes you just can't

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