That Parched Episode

That Peter Crouch Podcast

BBC

Sports, Personal Journals, Society & Culture, Soccer

4.9 • 26.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2020

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

The long awaited reveal of 'Parched' is upon us. Chris Stark has help from Rio Ferdinand, Sean Dyche, Lucy Benjamin, Loyd Grossman and many more as the identity of ‘Parched’ is finally revealed. After months of the nation guessing which Premier League footballer it could be, now everyone can be let in on football's best kept secret.

Transcript

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0:00.0	BBC Sounds Music Radio Podcasts
0:04.9	Hello, this is Park.
0:07.0	But you can't wait to find out who I am.
0:09.2	I must warn you though, the following episode continues strong on which
0:12.8	I will choose and bring the aid for both Best Capsule�.
0:17.3	Decided to call in parched because when we were doing pre-season training,
0:22.0	it was intense.
0:23.2	After you've done your running or you're training,
0:24.8	go over and everyone will go for a drink.
0:26.4	We'd look over in parched, but we sit in with the coach and staff.
0:29.3	LAUGHTER
0:30.9	Is parched, Jabil Anza?
0:32.8	No comment.
0:33.3	Parched like, there's one person that wanted me to categorically rule him out.
0:38.4	And that's Jo Allen.
0:39.2	Is parched, James Milner?
0:41.0	I can confirm that James Milner is not parched.
0:44.4	Bum, bum, bum, bum.
0:46.2	I would say parched is not a turtle.
0:48.7	I would say that he has certain gazelle-like attributes and is definitely a buffalo.
0:55.2	He doesn't duck out of any head.
0:56.6	LAUGHTER
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