I sliced my finger open

the tip off on a mandolin

making scowled potatoes during Thanksgiving.

Oh shitballs, can I see?

You know what a mandolin is? that's that new Star Wars show right that's what I I had no idea is either an instrument or a new show on Disney

Mandelinian it was one of these things where you take the potatoes, right?

I'm a fucking cook.

I'd never done it.

And Lindsay brought one over and I was doing a few.

And then I was like, oh, I'm really good at this.

I started.

I was like, hey, time me, see how many I can do in a minute I was like I was blowing through it and she's like be careful be careful I'm like I got it I got it and then as soon as I said I got it I got it I I could I just felt it and then blood started

spurting out and it was like it's right now I've got the stuff called new skin on it

it's like supergl right?

Bolars use that. But you could see it just a my finger was like at an angle like a huge chunk and I

I had to find it I found the piece of the skin it was on the last potato that I scalloped.

Gross.

See, I'm happy to.

I'm happy I didn't go to your place now at Thanksgiving.

I'm so nauseous.

Even if like, I wouldn't have eaten a thing on the menu if I knew that happened anywhere near any sort of food.

I know I told people after they ate.

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