Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable, a Wood Elf production with your hosts,

Weedy Wade, modest Mark, and bankable mob. This week, the Paragon's of the Pleasant Leapucuda

denounced the dastardly drudgery of the dreary drainer. Yes, it's time for that one guy. You know the one.

Please find the hostility and enjoy the show. Hey everybody, welcome back to Distractable,

the podcast where I don't know when we talk about whatever the host wants to talk about. I'm the host

today, and then I get to judge my friends how good or terrible their answers are, given points,

and one of them gets the host next week. I'm joined by them, Mark and Bob. Hey guys. Hello,

if we have a script, we have a script, we have an opening. Yeah, but I don't have to use it because

I'm the host. Yeah, you're right. I guess you didn't complain when I didn't use the script last time.

Yeah, but I mean, you whipped up a lovely tale like Wade just made it seem like the most dry podcast

you can ever be. You liked mine and you didn't like Wade. Exactly. That's pretty much what I'm saying.

I will take the dub. Everyone buckle in. This is the podcast of all podcasts. Welcome to Distractable.

That'd have been better if I'd gone like that. Yes, yeah, I love that. That was very fun.

Yeah, that was epic. Okay. Well, just make that the whole intro. Change all my pitches to sound like

that pool. Here we go. It'll be fixed in post. Anywho, how are you guys doing today?

Ah, how goes the day? Pretty good. I am. Yeah, that sounds fascinating. Tell me more. Well,

I haven't eaten yet. I just did. It was great. You haven't eaten yet. Yeah, take care.

Take yourself, man. Oh, no, I'm just waiting to eat. It's like lunchtime. I'm good. You can't eat while

we're doing the podcast because you must save or each bite for at least two and a half minutes.

Yeah, some like that. I feel like I don't need to explain my choices about how I feed myself and how I run my mind.

They don't eat then good. Don't eat. Yeah, you know, good job. Good for you. Thanks. Thank you.

I'm trying to think desk relief. Anything new is going on with me. There's not things. I phone,

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