Welcome back to Unhappy Hour, the show where we bitch about all the things we love to hate every single week.

I'm your host, Matt Bellasai.

Today's episode is brought to you by Wink.

I'm in the studio as always with my producer, Barry Finkl, hi Barry.

Hi Matt.

Shut up!

You got it!

We have so much good stuff on today's show, and I'm about to tell you about it.

We got worse things first, the most fucked up news of the week.

After that, we got a little deep dive for ya.

Back to school edition, because it's after Labor Day.

So all the disgusting, barely-post-be-best-and-college kids are gonna come slithering out of their parents' dens.

Back to school to live with one another in filth and sin.

So we're diving deep into the worst kinds of roommates from college and beyond.

And then finally, we have an interview and a new rendition of Witch's Worst

with the hilarious, brilliant, Zeeway Fumudo.

She's a writer on the rundown with Robin Thede on BET.

And you probably already follow her on Twitter, especially if you're one of the people who still laugh

while scrolling through your timeline instead of throwing it violently against the wall.

Because that's what I do, and I've gone through like three phones.

This week.

So let's get into it, let's do it, let's get on with the show.

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